{"id":1387,"date":"2007-10-27T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-27T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2007-10-27T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-27T16:28:00","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"content":{"rendered":"


\nThis is my hand after I jumped up to see to Emily after I heard her crying in her room last night (she was fine). I was just about to sit down to dinner and had a clean fork in my hand, and tried to stick it handle-first into my back pocket as I went to her room. As you can see, I stabbed myself on the tines. I will spare you all a closeup.<\/p>\n

Yes, it was stupid. No, I don’t know why I didn’t just set the fork down. People do weird stuff.<\/p>\n

Anyway, no Jayne hat knitting today. I don’t want stray fibers getting in that.<\/p>\n

However, clearly I can still type, so I’m on for helping out with a Dragonrealms<\/a> wedding tonight.<\/p>\n

Gotta run – Boo patrol.
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This is my hand after I jumped up to see to Emily after I heard her crying in her room last night (she was fine). I was just about to sit down to dinner and had a clean fork in my hand, and tried to stick it handle-first into my back pocket as I went […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}