{"id":1379,"date":"2007-10-22T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1379"},"modified":"2007-10-22T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-22T19:19:00","slug":"bill-gates-evil-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1379","title":{"rendered":"Bill Gates, evil genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m well acquainted with the notion that I have to strip out formatting from Word documents when I&#8217;m pasting them elsewhere.  I have all the autoformatting turned off &#8211; something I learned to do the first time I was pasting special event messaging into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.play.net\/dr\" target=\"blank\">Dragonrealms<\/a> and none of the quotation marks showed up.  Embarassing!<\/p>\n<p>But I thought I had everything set correctly when I posted up this week&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dundermifflininfinity.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Dunder Mifflin Infinity<\/a> task, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dundermifflininfinity.com\/photoreview\/dmi-us-nc-wilmington\/Tvini\" target=\"blank\">review of Schrute Farms.<\/a>  But no, there&#8217;s plenty of freaky formatting to go around, and you can&#8217;t edit your entries once they&#8217;r submitted.  I put a fair amount of effort into this &#8211; purchasing beets, photographing them, and Photoshopping them into my daughter&#8217;s easter egg carton.  I even carved a freakin&#8217; beet into a jack o&#8217;lantern.  My fingers are still stained red.  And it&#8217;s all for naught!<\/p>\n<p>Darn you, Microsoft!  Darn you all to heck!<\/p>\n<p><i>ETA: Actually, I see another Mac user whose review looks like it&#8217;s all in ASCII.  So maybe it&#8217;s not Word, maybe it&#8217;s Mac and Dunder Mifflin Infinity.  Get with the times, DMI!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m well acquainted with the notion that I have to strip out formatting from Word documents when I&#8217;m pasting them elsewhere. I have all the autoformatting turned off &#8211; something I learned to do the first time I was pasting special event messaging into Dragonrealms and none of the quotation marks showed up. Embarassing! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}