{"id":137,"date":"2004-07-02T19:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T23:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2008-04-07T20:13:02","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T00:13:02","slug":"zzzzzzzzzzzz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Zzzzzzzzzzzz&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I had my kid, I&#8217;ve snored.  Apparently, it&#8217;s gotten worse &#8211; which isn&#8217;t surprising, since I&#8217;ve gotten heavier.  Things came to a bit of a head for me when I roomed with GM Helena at Simucon &#8217;04, and she had to keep waking me up to tell me to turn over so I would shut the hell up.  Poor Helena.  I felt so bad.  When I called my husband to tell him that apparently, I snore like a grizzled old miner, he said knowingly, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I had a cold this past week.  It made the snoring worse.  So, since I couldn&#8217;t lose 30 pounds overnight, I turned to drugs.  I had heard about a throat spray that supposedly actually worked, so I figured, &#8220;what the heck, it can&#8217;t hurt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Holy moly, it worked!  Last night was the first night in five years that I apparently haven&#8217;t done some kind of cave bear imitation.  So let me heartily recommend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.walgreens.com\/store\/product.jhtml?CATID=100080&#038;id=prod360317&#038;skuid=sku360318&#038;navAction=push&#038;navCount=64\">Snor Enz<\/a> and let next year&#8217;s Simucon roomie fear no more.  Woot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I had my kid, I&#8217;ve snored. Apparently, it&#8217;s gotten worse &#8211; which isn&#8217;t surprising, since I&#8217;ve gotten heavier. Things came to a bit of a head for me when I roomed with GM Helena at Simucon &#8217;04, and she had to keep waking me up to tell me to turn over so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}