{"id":1355,"date":"2007-10-01T12:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T16:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2007-10-01T12:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T16:58:00","slug":"order-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1355","title":{"rendered":"Order, order!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s home sick from school today.  She&#8217;s not contagious, but was right on the cusp of &#8220;too tired&#8221; so we let her stay home.  This posed a little problem, since I needed to go downtown and pay for the expired tag I got a while back.  I knew I needed to take care of it soon, but I had it in my head that it was around Oct 10th that it had to be done by.  Nope.  I checked over the weekend, and lucky that I did &#8211; the court date was Oct 1st.  This meant I couldn&#8217;t just go down and pay for it, I had to actually go and sit around and wait for them to call my name.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t aware of this but while you wait for them to call your name, YOU CAN&#8217;T KNIT.  Or read.  Or talk.  As far as I&#8217;m concerned, after &#8220;no knitting and no reading&#8221; they might as well add &#8220;no breathing&#8221; to the list.  I found this rule out when a bailiff approached me after I&#8217;d been waiting and knitting for 45 minutes, Boo beside me, all of us being very quiet and well-mannered. I asked if I could still talk to my daughter (as I&#8217;d occasionally been doing, quietly).  The bailiff said no, and added that Emily really wasn&#8217;t allowed in the courtroom.  D&#8217;oh!<\/p>\n<p>This was a room with a bunch of people sitting quietly, not a courtroom where people were deciding custody or something.  The worst that happened was that she found a wad of pre-chewed gum under the bench and I had to throw it away.  Regardless, I&#8217;m not going to argue with the bailiff, since that&#8217;s a fight even I can&#8217;t win.  I had to take her upstairs to a daycare with about four toddlers, all of whom were screaming their heads off.  Greaaaaaat.  Fortunately, it only took them about another 15 minutes to call my name, so I was able to get her out of there and back home pretty quickly.  Up side:  since I had my current auto registration, they dismissed the charges and I didn&#8217;t have to pay the $145.  Still, it was definitely not the way I would have chosen to spend my morning &#8211; or my child&#8217;s morning.<\/p>\n<p>Emily seems to be feeling somewhat better.  She says her nose is still a little sniffly.  She wants to go to Borders and get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/s?ie=UTF8&#038;search-type=ss&#038;index=books&#038;field-author=Daisy%20Meadows&#038;page=1\" target=\"blank\">a new fairy book.<\/a>  I told her if she was too sick to go to school, she was too sick to go to Borders.  Now she&#8217;s trying, &#8220;You know where I&#8217;m not too sick to go to?  I&#8217;m not too sick to go to Starbucks.  I feel much better!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet, kiddo, I&#8217;ll bet.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t go running this morning since I was watching Emily, but I should have a post about how the couch to 5k is going this evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s home sick from school today. She&#8217;s not contagious, but was right on the cusp of &#8220;too tired&#8221; so we let her stay home. This posed a little problem, since I needed to go downtown and pay for the expired tag I got a while back. I knew I needed to take care of it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}