{"id":1342,"date":"2007-09-21T19:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T23:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1342"},"modified":"2007-09-21T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T23:46:00","slug":"dunder-mifflin-infinity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1342","title":{"rendered":"Dunder Mifflin Infinity"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re playing along with http:\/\/www.dundermifflininfinity.com\/ , I apparently got 15 people to sign up with me, but I wasn’t the first<\/i> to get 15 people to sign up. At least, that’s what I think the message I got means. So before I settle for employee status, I’m going to try again to be a regional manager. If you haven’t joined up yet, or if you want to reapply to my branch, here are the details.<\/p>\n

I’ve applied for regional manager of the Canton, OH branch. Because really, don’t we all want to be the hero of Canton?<\/p>\n

My code is qnq20b0h55 .<\/p>\n

Fact: in 2001, Ohio had 128 sightings of black bears.
\nFact: Ohio is a major growing area for beets.<\/p>\n

Question: Where do you belong?
\nAnswer: Canton!<\/p>\n

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Buckeyes.”<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you’re playing along with http:\/\/www.dundermifflininfinity.com\/ , I apparently got 15 people to sign up with me, but I wasn’t the first to get 15 people to sign up. At least, that’s what I think the message I got means. So before I settle for employee status, I’m going to try again to be a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}