{"id":1323,"date":"2007-09-06T14:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T18:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2007-09-06T14:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T18:57:00","slug":"lost-the-home-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1323","title":{"rendered":"LOST: the home game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am consantly losing my keys.  Today I was going to pick up Emily from school a few minutes early, but instead, I made it just in the nick of time, right before they stuck her in the lost and found box.<\/p>\n<p>My keys are currently on a nondescript metal ring.  I used to have this cool little pewter ball of yarn on them, courtesy of <lj user=crazycatladymel>, but it finally got lost after breaking off one too many times in my pocket.  (I did love it, though, Mel!)<\/p>\n<p>What I need is something that will stand out.  Something colorful.  Maybe even gaudy.<\/p>\n<p>Can you find me a key fob that fits that bill?  Non-pornographic, please, but noticeable.  I&#8217;m tired of losing my keys.  I await your comments!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am consantly losing my keys. Today I was going to pick up Emily from school a few minutes early, but instead, I made it just in the nick of time, right before they stuck her in the lost and found box. My keys are currently on a nondescript metal ring. I used to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}