Overheard on the GM channel during the Plat Taffelberry Fair, demonstrating once again why bards rule:<\/p>\n
[Cardamom]<\/b> If the entire weekend goes by and nobody buys a single flask, I’m invading.<\/i>
\n[Reexa]<\/b> LOL.
\n[MacFrae] <\/b>I should buy one. I mean, why would Mac not?
\n[Cardamom]<\/b> Well, they are, technically, pieces of crap.<\/i>
\n[MacFrae] <\/b>If they hold liquor, Mac’s happy.
\n[Cardamom] <\/b>I give a free vial of bubbles with purchase.<\/i>
\n[Cardamom]<\/b> Or, really, without purchase, but it helps sales if people think it’s with purchase.<\/i>
\n[Reexa] <\/b>heh
\n[MacFrae]<\/b> Hee!<\/p>\n
[MacFrae]<\/b> I’ll take a peek.<\/p>\n
(MacFrae goes by the tent later and buys a flask)<\/p>\n
[Cardamom]<\/b> And thus, MacFrae averts an invasion. Good guildleader.<\/i>
\n[MacFrae]<\/b> I do my part.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Overheard on the GM channel during the Plat Taffelberry Fair, demonstrating once again why bards rule: [Cardamom] If the entire weekend goes by and nobody buys a single flask, I’m invading. [Reexa] LOL. [MacFrae] I should buy one. I mean, why would Mac not? [Cardamom] Well, they are, technically, pieces of crap. [MacFrae] If they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}