{"id":1307,"date":"2007-08-16T20:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T00:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2007-08-16T20:48:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T00:48:00","slug":"knitting-guilt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"Knitting guilt."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/1142368777\/\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Regiabamboosocks\/Regiasinglesock-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><\/center><br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Look, Emily!  What do you think?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Her:<\/b>  It&#8217;s nice.  It&#8217;s soooo pretty.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Thanks!  You know, anytime you want me to knit you some socks, you can just tell me.  We can pick out the yarn together.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Her:<\/b>  Aren&#8217;t you knitting me a shirt?<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b> &#8230; yes.  Yes, I am.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/1140224954\/\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1024\/1140224954_91e131b187.jpg?v=0\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" height=\"200\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/1140347340\/\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1391\/1140347340_7b6475b22c.jpg?v=0\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" height=\"200\"><\/a>Busted!  Okay, back to the sweater.  I&#8217;ve already had to lengthen the torso once to accomodate Tall Girl, I&#8217;d better finish it up if it&#8217;s going to get any wear this Autumn before she outgrows it.  The original design is pictured left.  The front is pictured right.  Eh, close enough.  I&#8217;ve just bound off a few stitches for the armholes, now it&#8217;s upward for another 40 rows.  Besides, I have to finish this one off so I can make my dad&#8217;s Charlie Brown sweater.  I&#8217;ll leave any &#8220;widen the torso&#8221; jokes until I can razz him on the phone.  Love you, Dad!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Look, Emily! What do you think? Her: It&#8217;s nice. It&#8217;s soooo pretty. Me: Thanks! You know, anytime you want me to knit you some socks, you can just tell me. We can pick out the yarn together. Her: Aren&#8217;t you knitting me a shirt? Me: &#8230; yes. Yes, I am. Busted! Okay, back to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}