{"id":1300,"date":"2007-08-08T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2007-08-08T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-08T13:37:00","slug":"stupid-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"Stupid nature."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/Chesterfield.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/Chesterfield-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><br \/>\nEmily and I were just outside playing with the hose, and some evil insect bit or stung me twice on my right hand.  Once when I was going to turn the water up higher, and once when I was going back to Emily.  Why twice in the same area?  That&#8217;s my knitting hand, and it hurts!  Damn you, nature!<\/p>\n<p>Still no time for a faboo entry.  In the meantime, smoke &#8217;em if you got &#8217;em.  Claudette Colbert, Paulette Goddard, and Veronica Lake wouldn&#8217;t steer you wrong!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily and I were just outside playing with the hose, and some evil insect bit or stung me twice on my right hand. Once when I was going to turn the water up higher, and once when I was going back to Emily. Why twice in the same area? That&#8217;s my knitting hand, and it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[73],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}