{"id":1283,"date":"2007-07-20T17:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T21:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2007-07-20T17:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T21:03:00","slug":"lockjawesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1283","title":{"rendered":"Lockjawesome!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped on a piece of glass barefoot yesterday afternoon and had a heck of a time getting it back out of my foot.  I slathered it in neosporin, covered by a antibiotic-infused bandaid within my allegedly antimicrobial Tofutsies sock.  By this afternoon, it was really feeling bad.  Not like &#8220;I stepped on some glass and dug in my foot with tweezers,&#8221; but more like &#8220;there&#8217;s still something stabby in there.&#8221;  So after asking around for opinions on whether I should, since I was feeling kind of like a wimp for even considering it, I went to see the doctor today.  He was skeptical that there was something in there, because the area was so small, but said &#8220;well, it won&#8217;t hurt anything if we make an incision and check.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Easy for you to say, pal.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s just what we did (after a shot of lidocaine to numb the area) and sure enough, you could hear the forceps clinking against glass.  There was more in there than I thought.  So he closed me back up, sent in the nurse with a shot against tetanus, and I was on my way.  You know, it wasn&#8217;t pleasant, but I&#8217;m very grateful for modern medicine.  In medieval times, that&#8217;s the kind of thing that could make you lose a foot.<\/p>\n<p>In less gruesome news, my father very kindly gave me the gift that keeps on giving &#8211; cash!  That will really help with the trip and the car.  My dad&#8217;s such a sweetie.  Thanks, Dad!  Also, Mom watched Emily for a few hours this morning so I could run some errands.  It was really helpful, since there&#8217;s so much prep work to do for a big trip.  I&#8217;m feeling like I won&#8217;t have to run around too much at the last minute this year.<\/p>\n<p>The one bugaboo is my hair.  I can&#8217;t get in touch with my hairstylist.  I&#8217;ve left a message with someone to give to her, which I can only hope she got.  Right now I&#8217;ve got kind of a 70&#8217;s shag thing going on that won&#8217;t do.  I hope she calls back &#8211; I&#8217;d rather go to her than, say, Supercuts.<\/p>\n<p>All right, my daughter is running around the house naked saying it&#8217;s time for her bath, so I&#8217;m off!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped on a piece of glass barefoot yesterday afternoon and had a heck of a time getting it back out of my foot. I slathered it in neosporin, covered by a antibiotic-infused bandaid within my allegedly antimicrobial Tofutsies sock. By this afternoon, it was really feeling bad. Not like &#8220;I stepped on some glass [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}