{"id":1281,"date":"2007-07-18T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2007-07-18T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T19:04:00","slug":"lovitz-beats-dick-film-at-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"Lovitz beats Dick. Film at 11."},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>In today’s bout of awesomeness, Jon Lovitz apparently laid the smackdown on Andy Dick<\/a>. It seems that Lovitz blames Dick for giving Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine after her ten years of sobriety, thus sending her down the path that killed Phil, who was a dear friend of Lovitz’s. So he was already pissed at Dick, but then Dick rubbed salt in the wound by saying that he had put the “Hartman Hex” on Lovitz, and he would be the next to die. You know, I’m not normally one to advocate violence, but Jeez Louise. If anybody deserved what we here in the South would call “a good whuppin'” it was Andy Dick. In fact, this makes wonder if more of life’s problems could be solved by beating up Andy Dick.<\/p>\n

I still miss Phil Hartman. Le sigh.<\/p>\n

Today’s second bout of awesomeness is a webcomic which probably everybody already knew about but me, since it’s been going on for more than a year now. It’s “DM of the Rings”<\/a>, the Lord of the Rings told as a AD&D campaign. So yeah, probably only funny if you’re a gamer geek. Fortunately, that’s me.<\/p>\n

In Jayne hat news, I have once again denuded all yarn shops within a 60-mile radius of the proper shade of yellow yarn. (Heh. She said “denude.”) More is on its way from Lorien<\/a>, an alpaca farm and yarn store in Candler, NC. Their prices are great and the owner has been quite responsive. Thanks for the yarn store tip, ! Brown Sheep will be spinning up more yellow and orange in SIX WEEKS so hopefully at that point my worries will be over again for a while. You’re killing me, Brown Sheep.<\/p>\n

I suddenly realized today that I have a week until Simucon, so I need to do all the things I’ve been putting off, like get my tri-annual haircut and take the car in for a tuneup. I’m off to be busy!
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In today’s bout of awesomeness, Jon Lovitz apparently laid the smackdown on Andy Dick. It seems that Lovitz blames Dick for giving Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine after her ten years of sobriety, thus sending her down the path that killed Phil, who was a dear friend of Lovitz’s. So he was already pissed at Dick, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}