{"id":1233,"date":"2007-05-23T16:31:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2007-05-23T16:31:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T20:31:00","slug":"youve-gotta-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1233","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was supposed to be the week I didn&#8217;t have to do anything for girl scouts because I&#8217;d been pulling a lot of extra weight while my co-leader had mono.  She was going to handle everything with another mom.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I wound up having to bring half the stuff for the picnic and coordinate various things.  My co-leader was going to bring the sandwiches and drinks.<\/p>\n<p>I just got an e-mail from my co-leader saying that she&#8217;s been called in to an emergency meeting and will probably be at work until midnight.<\/p>\n<p>The meeting&#8217;s in an hour and a half.<\/p>\n<p>You see this? &#8212;&#8212;>        <b><i>\/<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the straw that broke the camel&#8217;s back.<\/p>\n<p><b>ETA:  I take it back!  Another mom has a copy of the Brownie Try-It book and is going to lead them in the Dancercize Try-It.  She&#8217;s even bringing drinks!  Yay!  Urge to kill fading&#8230; fading&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was supposed to be the week I didn&#8217;t have to do anything for girl scouts because I&#8217;d been pulling a lot of extra weight while my co-leader had mono. She was going to handle everything with another mom. Instead I wound up having to bring half the stuff for the picnic and coordinate various [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}