{"id":1226,"date":"2007-05-16T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2007-05-16T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T13:32:00","slug":"the-internet-is-made-of-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1226","title":{"rendered":"The internet is made of LIES."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.statcounter.com\">Statcounter<\/a> on www.wearwithstyle.com now, and I enjoy seeing the various places that people hit the site from.  Please note, I do not use this tool in a creepy stalker way, more as a fun way to see where Browncoats are, and what I might need to fine-tune about the site should demand ever drop off.  When I see someone from an unexpected country hit the site, I look to see what they were searching for when they found me.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, when you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com.eg\/search?q=nice%20lady&#038;hl=en&#038;start=10&#038;sa=N\">search for &#8220;nice lady&#8221; in Egypt<\/a>, I&#8217;m the #2 hit.<\/p>\n<p>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!  WOO!  How the hell did that happen?<\/p>\n<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!<\/p>\n<p>But wait!  It&#8217;s not just our friends in the Middle East who have been misled.  Apparently www.wearwithstyle.com <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=nice+lady&#038;hl=en&#038;start=10&#038;sa=N\">is #12 for &#8220;nice lady&#8221; in the U.S.<\/a>  Which honestly shocks me more, because I would have expected porn or possibly Russian brides for that search.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to walk around all day today with my head held high, knowing that I have an international reputation as a nice lady.<\/p>\n<p>HAHAHAHAHAAAAA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have Statcounter on www.wearwithstyle.com now, and I enjoy seeing the various places that people hit the site from. Please note, I do not use this tool in a creepy stalker way, more as a fun way to see where Browncoats are, and what I might need to fine-tune about the site should demand ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}