{"id":1197,"date":"2007-05-01T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T23:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2007-05-01T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T23:56:00","slug":"nerdvana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"Nerdvana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/Headbox.jpg\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p>Hmm.  A mysterious package, addressed to my husband.  Rather large, too.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/Headopened.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/Headopened-thumb.jpg\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He says it&#8217;s for me, and that I should open it.  I do.  It&#8217;s filled with old copies of a Bakersfield newspaper and something vaguely head-shaped wrapped in a paper towel.  Should I be worried?  Knowing my husband, yes.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n<p><!--more No way.  NO.  WAY.  YOU MUST CLICK TO BELIEVE!!--><br \/>\n<center><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/Picardhead1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/Picardhead1-thumb.jpg\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OH MY GOD.  MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF CAPTAIN PICARD!!!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s only one thing left to do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne2-thumb.jpg\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne1-thumb.jpg\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Picardhead\/PicardJayne3-thumb.jpg\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><br \/>\nAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!  I AM IN GEEK HEAVEN!<\/center><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, <lj user=anonymous_jones>, but the mantle of biggest nerd in the world has fallen to me.  I love this so much I cannot complain about the uselessness or cost of the item.  This is PERFECT and I will enjoy it DAILY.<\/p>\n<p>That hat, by the way, is for a woman in Ireland.  I&#8217;ll have to make an appropriately-sized one, just for my new friend.<\/p>\n<p>Hee hee!  Excuse me, I have to go rub it for luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm. A mysterious package, addressed to my husband. Rather large, too. He says it&#8217;s for me, and that I should open it. I do. It&#8217;s filled with old copies of a Bakersfield newspaper and something vaguely head-shaped wrapped in a paper towel. Should I be worried? Knowing my husband, yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[47,54],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}