{"id":1172,"date":"2007-04-12T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2007-04-12T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T18:35:00","slug":"when-gms-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1172","title":{"rendered":"When GMs attack."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Jaedren]<\/b> Hitting the west side of Crossing with the Goblin Horde very shortly.<br \/>\n<b>[Jaedren]<\/b> Cue: The Drums.<br \/>\n<b><i>[Tvini]<\/i><\/b> How come it&#8217;s always the drums.  How come you never hear the fearsome piping of the War Ocarinas?<br \/>\n<b>[Jaedren]<\/b> proof, please?  &#8220;The distant rythymic toot of the war ocarinas can be heard coming from the west.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b><i>[Tvini]<\/i><\/b> You&#8217;re crazy.<br \/>\n<b>[Jaedren]<\/b> proof, please?  &#8220;The distant rythymic beat of drums can be heard coming from the west.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b><i>[Tvini]<\/i><\/b> That looks fine.<br \/>\n<b>[Jaedren]<\/b> Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Jaedren] Hitting the west side of Crossing with the Goblin Horde very shortly. [Jaedren] Cue: The Drums. [Tvini] How come it&#8217;s always the drums. How come you never hear the fearsome piping of the War Ocarinas? [Jaedren] proof, please? &#8220;The distant rythymic toot of the war ocarinas can be heard coming from the west.&#8221; [Tvini] [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}