{"id":1166,"date":"2007-04-08T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2007-04-08T13:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-08T17:01:00","slug":"sigh-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1166","title":{"rendered":"sigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sillyputty.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crayolastore.com\/imagesEdp\/p36922b.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a>My daughter won&#8217;t eat chocolate candy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;but she just ate an entire egg&#8217;s worth of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Silly_Putty\">Silly Putty.<\/a>  For those wondering, &#8220;It tasted bad.&#8221;  At least it&#8217;s non-toxic and non-irritating.  Except to her parents, who had to run around figuring out what the heck to do.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Easter, everyone!<\/p>\n<p><i>ETA:  She had another egg she was playing with, and we went over and over and over with her that she shouldn&#8217;t eat it.  One guess as to whether she ate it.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b>ETA: ETA: What the hell??  We found a third empty Silly Putty egg.  &#8220;Did you eat this?&#8221;  &#8220;A little.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s been banned from Silly Putty for life, and we took away her Play-Dough,too.<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter won&#8217;t eat chocolate candy&#8230; &#8230;but she just ate an entire egg&#8217;s worth of Silly Putty. For those wondering, &#8220;It tasted bad.&#8221; At least it&#8217;s non-toxic and non-irritating. Except to her parents, who had to run around figuring out what the heck to do. Happy Easter, everyone! ETA: She had another egg she was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}