{"id":1161,"date":"2007-04-02T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2007-04-02T14:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T18:14:00","slug":"arrrrr-feel-the-sting-of-me-dpns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1161","title":{"rendered":"Arrrrr!  Feel the sting of me DPNs!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/yarnmisc\/yarnpirateshirt.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/yarnmisc\/yarnpirateshirt-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/yarnmisc\/yarnpiratecu.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/yarnmisc\/yarnpiratecu-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Arrrrrr!  Avast ye scurvy sheepdogs!  Look what <a href=\"http:\/\/panzermama.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">panzermama<\/a> be sendin&#8217; me out of the blue!  If ye be notin&#8217; that me brainpan is chopped off in me portrait, it&#8217;s because me first mate Emily the Snaggletoothed snapped the shot.<\/p>\n<p>This was a nice lift on a day when I was notin&#8217; that me treasure coffers be a little low.  With mates like these, who cares?  There&#8217;ll always be another ship to plunder!  My thanks to ye, <a href=\"http:\/\/panzermama.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">panzermama<\/a>.  You&#8217;re a great GM, mom, and all around wonderful wench.  Arrrrrr!!<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrrrrr! Avast ye scurvy sheepdogs! Look what panzermama be sendin&#8217; me out of the blue! If ye be notin&#8217; that me brainpan is chopped off in me portrait, it&#8217;s because me first mate Emily the Snaggletoothed snapped the shot. This was a nice lift on a day when I was notin&#8217; that me treasure coffers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}