{"id":1145,"date":"2007-03-10T16:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2007-03-10T16:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-10T20:02:00","slug":"hippo-birdie-two-ewe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"Hippo birdie two ewe!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.birthdayinabox.com\/smproduct_images\/NemoPin.jpg\" align=\"right\">Today was Emily&#8217;s eighth birthday.  Even though it was just the three of us, she really wanted a pinata.  So sure, what the heck.  We got the smallest pinata we could find from Party City and whacked the bejeebers out of it today.  As my father said, &#8220;Be sure Steve wears a cup!&#8221;  I, on the other hand, figured this could be our ticket to easy street with a cool hundred grand from America&#8217;s Funniest Home Videos.  In the end, nobody was harmed, darn it.  I mean, fortunately.<\/p>\n<p>She got many nice things, including a microscope, a ballerina costume with &#8220;Emily&#8221; embroidered on the front, some DVDs, a jigsaw puzzle, two little &#8220;Secret Central&#8221; dolls she&#8217;s been wanting for months, some activity books, and a trip to the mall with her dad (this was actually a reward for good behavior this week).<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s used everything except the microscope so far, because we want to look at that more closely and be sure we&#8217;re not going to break anything.  When she gets something new, she really appreciates it.  And she had a plan, just in case everything didn&#8217;t go well.  Before her birthday, she said, &#8220;If I don&#8217;t get something I want, I&#8217;ll get it at the mall.&#8221;  Good idea!  She got a Tinkerbell stuffed doll to go with the Belle stuffed doll that had been purchased last week at the mall, also a trip which was a reward for good behavior.  If this kid keeps acting good we&#8217;re going to go broke.<\/p>\n<p>Both her paternal grandparents and her maternal grandfather got her the newly released DVD of Peter Pan.  Whoops!  However, I slipped my dad&#8217;s copy off to the side and will return it to the store later.  Instead, I snuck back to the mall after hearing Steve say there was something there she had really really really really wanted.  We weren&#8217;t going to get it because it was already toyapalooza today.  But with Grandpa short a gift, sure!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Barbie-Fairytopia-Magic-Rainbow-Adventure\/dp\/B000LRN2CK\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ec1.images-amazon.com\/images\/P\/B000LRN2CK.01-A23NLORBGXOLEO._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" align=\"left\"><\/a>It was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Barbie-Fairytopia-Magic-Rainbow-Adventure\/dp\/B000LRN2CK\">Barbie Fairytopia Elina DVD Game.<\/a>  The game is controlled by the doll that comes along with it, which has batteries and a remote control built in.  You lean the doll right to select the &#8220;right&#8221; option and it looks like the doll is flying that way.  It&#8217;s like a primitive Wii, I guess.  Which prompted this conversation with my husband.<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Me:<\/b>  You know, I should try to stop by <lj user=Illiane>&#8216;s at some point.  Not only does she have that spinning wheel now, she&#8217;s got a Wii, too.  Where there&#8217;s a wheel, there&#8217;s a Wii!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Him:<\/b>  That was really, really bad.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what I was going for, baby!  Woo!<\/p>\n<p>Emily&#8217;s cousins called her up to sing her happy birthday, which put a big smile on her face.  All in all, it&#8217;s been a very nice birthday for Emily.  And now, I must go check on her.  She&#8217;s standing in the remains of the pinata saying, &#8220;Oh, candy!&#8221;<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was Emily&#8217;s eighth birthday. Even though it was just the three of us, she really wanted a pinata. So sure, what the heck. We got the smallest pinata we could find from Party City and whacked the bejeebers out of it today. 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