{"id":1121,"date":"2007-02-03T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1121"},"modified":"2007-02-03T20:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T00:05:00","slug":"also-i-need-some-bananas-just-the-peels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1121","title":{"rendered":"Also, I need some bananas. Just the peels."},"content":{"rendered":"

Emily:<\/b> “Why do you have to hold onto a bicycle’s handlebars?”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “So you can control it. That’s how you steer the bicycle. Do you think you’d like a bicycle for your birthday?”
\nEmily:<\/b> “Yes. Also, a can of snakes.”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “What would you do with a can of snakes?”
\nEmily:<\/b> “I would open it and they would fly out!”<\/i><\/p>\n

She gets that from her Grandpa. No doubt about it.<\/p>\n

This kid’s on a roll today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Emily: “Why do you have to hold onto a bicycle’s handlebars?” Me: “So you can control it. That’s how you steer the bicycle. Do you think you’d like a bicycle for your birthday?” Emily: “Yes. Also, a can of snakes.” Me: “What would you do with a can of snakes?” Emily: “I would open it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[66,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}