{"id":1119,"date":"2007-02-01T12:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T16:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2007-02-01T12:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T16:11:00","slug":"nice-try","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1119","title":{"rendered":"Nice try."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/2007snowman.jpg\" border=\"2\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><br \/>\n<i><b>Emily:<\/b>  &#8220;Let&#8217;s take that snowman inside.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  &#8220;No, we can&#8217;t do that, it would melt!&#8221;<br \/>\n<i><b>Emily:<\/b>  &#8220;I&#8217;ll give it an umbrella, so it won&#8217;t melt so fast!&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Heh.  Sorry, sugar, a parasol won&#8217;t help.  Answer&#8217;s still no, but I love the creativity.<br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily: &#8220;Let&#8217;s take that snowman inside.&#8221; Me: &#8220;No, we can&#8217;t do that, it would melt!&#8221; Emily: &#8220;I&#8217;ll give it an umbrella, so it won&#8217;t melt so fast!&#8221; Heh. Sorry, sugar, a parasol won&#8217;t help. Answer&#8217;s still no, but I love the creativity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}