{"id":1076,"date":"2006-12-10T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T12:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2006-12-10T08:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-10T12:56:00","slug":"help-me-out-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1076","title":{"rendered":"Help me out, people."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no clue if you&#8217;ll know what I&#8217;m talking about, but that&#8217;s probably par for the course.<\/p>\n<p>There is a kind of whistle.  It&#8217;s about an inch long, cylindrical, and the one I saw was made of metal.  It is open-ended and has a disk inside with holes punched in it.  When the user blows through one end,  the disk rotates quickly and it makes a Vvvvvvvvvwweeeeee! sound of rising pitch.  It&#8217;s like what you might hear when a clown slips on a banana peel.<\/p>\n<p>My father had one when I was a kid.  It was super-cool.  I thought these might make a nice addition to the gifts we&#8217;re giving to the nieces and nephews this year.  The aunts and uncles may not thank us, but such is life.  If they&#8217;re not too expensive, I wanted to pick up a few.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that I have no clue what they&#8217;re called.  Little help?<\/p>\n<p><center><i>ETA:  Never mind, I found it!  &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.seefred.com\/cgi-bin\/shop.pl\/page=clownwhistle.htm\">Clown Whistle<\/a>&#8221; worked!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.seefred.com\/sitepics\/products\/clownwhistle\/clownwhistle.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no clue if you&#8217;ll know what I&#8217;m talking about, but that&#8217;s probably par for the course. There is a kind of whistle. It&#8217;s about an inch long, cylindrical, and the one I saw was made of metal. It is open-ended and has a disk inside with holes punched in it. When the user [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}