{"id":1058,"date":"2006-11-24T10:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2006-11-24T10:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T14:37:00","slug":"heh-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"Heh."},"content":{"rendered":"

Him: <\/b> Aren’t you hungry?<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> Eh, my appetite’s been down since I’ve been sick. But if you’re hungry, I can make some buttermilk pancakes with bacon.
\nHim:<\/b> I don’t want you to go to any extra trouble.<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> No, it’s fine. And I did buy buttermilk and bacon.
\nHim: <\/b> Well, can I help you in some way?<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> You can help clear the decks. The kitchen’s still pretty trashed from yesterday.
\nHim: <\/b>…<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> Of course, doing dishes may not be what you had in mind.
\nHim:<\/b> … So, sandwich then?<\/i><\/p>\n

ETA: Two hours later, he did in fact do the dishes without me asking him. So props. \ud83d\ude42<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Him: Aren’t you hungry? Me: Eh, my appetite’s been down since I’ve been sick. But if you’re hungry, I can make some buttermilk pancakes with bacon. Him: I don’t want you to go to any extra trouble. Me: No, it’s fine. And I did buy buttermilk and bacon. Him: Well, can I help you in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}