{"id":1046,"date":"2006-11-15T19:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2006-11-15T19:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T23:02:00","slug":"your-check-sir-thud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Your check, sir&#8230; &#8221;  Thud."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monitoring treasure distribution in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.play.net\/dr\">Dragonrealms<\/a>, I see a player find a goblet of Dalesian white wine on a low-level creature.<\/p>\n<p><b>[Tvini]<\/b> How did an entire goblet of Dalesian white wine survive a battle intact to be found full on the ground?<br \/>\n<b>[Arnimas]<\/b> Those Dalesians are reknowned for their durable glass-blowing methods?<br \/>\n<b>[Adera]<\/b> The critter used to be a waiter?<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> Hee!  Both good answers.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I like the idea that our goblins moonlight as busboys at the Viper&#8217;s Nest Bar.  Great visual image.<\/p>\n<p>Off to get the kiddo from school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monitoring treasure distribution in Dragonrealms, I see a player find a goblet of Dalesian white wine on a low-level creature. [Tvini] How did an entire goblet of Dalesian white wine survive a battle intact to be found full on the ground? [Arnimas] Those Dalesians are reknowned for their durable glass-blowing methods? [Adera] The critter used [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}