{"id":1014,"date":"2006-10-12T06:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T10:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2006-10-12T06:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T10:45:00","slug":"i-may-never-sleep-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":"I may never sleep again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, my daughter got up at 6am as usual, so I groggily woke up, got her some cereal and then plopped back into bed to steal another 30 minutes of sleep.<\/p>\n<p>While I was in bed just now and she was in the den, she let out three of the most blood-curdling terrified horror movie screams I have ever heard come out of anyone&#8217;s mouth.  I was out the bedroom door without my feet ever hitting the ground.  Then she shouted &#8220;OH NO OH NO OH NO!  THERE&#8217;S SOMETHING ON MY LEG IT SHOULDN&#8217;T BE ON IT!&#8221; while pelting down the hall.  By the time we met, there was nothing there.  I didn&#8217;t see anything on her legs but her usual bumps and bruises.  So she showed me the bottom of her foot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It isn&#8217;t a bug!&#8221; she said hopefully.  And she was right.<\/p>\n<p>The panic-inducing culprit?  An inch-long piece of straw from packing a Jayne hat last night.<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least I&#8217;m wide awake now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, my daughter got up at 6am as usual, so I groggily woke up, got her some cereal and then plopped back into bed to steal another 30 minutes of sleep. While I was in bed just now and she was in the den, she let out three of the most blood-curdling terrified horror [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}