Last night in D&D:
- Our party discovered we’d been systematically pickpocketed by our hired help.
- We rescued some Dwarven miners and then accidentally set them on fire.
- I inadvertently tied myself to an oiled miner. A party member stabbed me trying to cut the rope.
- It took us three hours to open a door behind which another party member languished.
- My Dwarf’s beard was shot off by a fellow party member.
So all in all, a good night for us.
Man, do we suck.