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If you were intending to buy a Amalfi striped 8×10 rug for US$650.00, you could instead buy:
  • twelve thousand, two hundred and thirteen 5mm light-emitting diodes
  • a low-end camcorder
  • twenty-five days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
  • three hours with a London prostitute
  • two hundred and sixty-seven quarter-pounders with cheese
  • sixteen kilograms of cheese
  • one hundred and eight kilograms of honey
  • three grams of heroin
  • one day of chart music on CD
  • eight thousand, one hundred and seventy-six small plastic zombies
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for

Hell, no, I’m not buying a $650 rug that my cat would claw to ribbons anyway. But I gotta say, those zombies are very tempting. I only got 100 with my copy of Zombies!!! and you never know when you might need eight thousand and seventy six spares.

Zombies!!! is a fun board game put out by a small company, and I enjoy it. If you prefer your zombie action online, though, there’s always The Urban Dead.

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  1. April 25th, 2006 at 03:55 | #1

    I’ll take the house in England. Wanna bring your zombies to visit? We can eat cheese and honey and videotape them while we listen to CDs?

  2. April 25th, 2006 at 03:55 | #2

    I’ll take the house in England. Wanna bring your zombies to visit? We can eat cheese and honey and videotape them while we listen to CDs?

  3. April 25th, 2006 at 11:50 | #3

    Ooh, Troy and I are ALWAYS looking for a good board game.

    In other news… get these ( http://www.softpaws.com/default.htm ) and then you can buy the rug. 😀

  4. April 25th, 2006 at 11:50 | #4

    Ooh, Troy and I are ALWAYS looking for a good board game.

    In other news… get these ( http://www.softpaws.com/default.htm ) and then you can buy the rug. 😀

  5. April 25th, 2006 at 12:04 | #5

    Have you visited Cheapass Games yet? We’ve got a copy of Kill Dr. Lucky and that’s a fun one as well.

    Heh. Yeah, with the softpaws AND 650 DOLLARS, then I can buy the rug. 😉

  6. April 25th, 2006 at 12:04 | #6

    Have you visited Cheapass Games yet? We’ve got a copy of Kill Dr. Lucky and that’s a fun one as well.

    Heh. Yeah, with the softpaws AND 650 DOLLARS, then I can buy the rug. 😉

  7. April 25th, 2006 at 12:06 | #7

    Maybe we can get that prostitute to spend three hours doing housework for us.

    “No, I don’t care if you’re naked or not, just get that grout to sparkle!”

  8. April 25th, 2006 at 12:06 | #8

    Maybe we can get that prostitute to spend three hours doing housework for us.

    “No, I don’t care if you’re naked or not, just get that grout to sparkle!”

  9. April 25th, 2006 at 12:08 | #9

    Except that you’ll have to really come up with $1300, because otherwise you have to give up the zombies.

  10. April 25th, 2006 at 12:08 | #10

    Except that you’ll have to really come up with $1300, because otherwise you have to give up the zombies.

  11. April 25th, 2006 at 13:31 | #11

    We bought Zombies!!! on our honeymoon, plus a few of the expansion packs, and an extra bag of zombies. We took over a table in a conference area in the hotel to play. Definitely would be better with more than two people.

    John plays Urban Dead and seems to like it a lot.

  12. April 25th, 2006 at 13:31 | #12

    We bought Zombies!!! on our honeymoon, plus a few of the expansion packs, and an extra bag of zombies. We took over a table in a conference area in the hotel to play. Definitely would be better with more than two people.

    John plays Urban Dead and seems to like it a lot.

  13. April 25th, 2006 at 14:29 | #13

    The hubby also says it and “Kill Dr. Lucky” are better with more than two people, but I haven’t had the opportunity to play them with anybody but the hubby yet.

  14. April 25th, 2006 at 14:29 | #14

    The hubby also says it and “Kill Dr. Lucky” are better with more than two people, but I haven’t had the opportunity to play them with anybody but the hubby yet.

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