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It’s official.

School was out today, and my daughter was very active. As a result, I finally became a MOM – I actually had to use the phrase, “Don’t run with scissors!”

Next step: “You’ll put your eye out!”

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  1. April 30th, 2005 at 05:52 | #1

    I always thought that the real “mom” induction was the first time you find yourself counting out loud after using a full name in the ultimate ~mother tone~. Its almost amusing when that tone works on a classroom full of kids who all immediately stop and look guilty even if they weren’t doing anything wrong.

  2. April 30th, 2005 at 05:52 | #2

    I always thought that the real “mom” induction was the first time you find yourself counting out loud after using a full name in the ultimate ~mother tone~. Its almost amusing when that tone works on a classroom full of kids who all immediately stop and look guilty even if they weren’t doing anything wrong.

  3. April 30th, 2005 at 19:35 | #3

    You should always keep “Your face will get stuck that way” in reserve.

  4. April 30th, 2005 at 19:35 | #4

    You should always keep “Your face will get stuck that way” in reserve.

  5. May 2nd, 2005 at 11:51 | #5

    “Because I said so, that’s why.”

  6. May 2nd, 2005 at 11:51 | #6

    “Because I said so, that’s why.”

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