Kiss My Knits!

Not quite the perfect crime…

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Actual conversation after school yesterday.

Em: Smell me.
Me: Mmm. Cotton candy?
Em: Cherry.
Me: Why do you smell like cherry?
Em: I found some lip balm.
Me: Where?
Em: On the ground.
Me: Oh dear. Did you put it on?
Em: No, it was empty. I threw it in the trash can when we went inside from recess.
Me: …but you still smell like cherry?
Em: Yeah.

Hmmm… Was I wrong to be suspicious?…

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3 responses to “Not quite the perfect crime…”

  1. ceosanna Avatar
    ceosanna

    Hmmm, indeed! Noooo, there’s nothing suspicious about that at all.

  2. starsongky Avatar
    starsongky

    Perhaps she put it on like perfume instead of on her lips. Or stuck a finger down inside the mostly-empty container. (I would have at that age.)

  3. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    I’d like to think so… but she made me smell her face. I still have my suspicions.

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