Say the magic word!
Em, going to bed tonight: I’m not really Giselle, I’m an evil queen in disguise! I have an evil plan! How can we break my spell?
Me: Maybe we can say some magic words! Like Alakazam! Or Bippity boppity…
Steve, suddenly entering the room: …BACON!
Em …
Me: …
Em: …
Me: Bippity boppity bacon?
Steve: Yes. Bippity boppity BACON!!
Em: (cracks up)
Me: That’s hilarious!
Em: (still cracking up, rolls backwards on her bed, throwing her legs up in the air) That’s hilarious!
Steve freely admits to lifting this from comedian Jim Gaffigan, who does a bit about bacon.
Who cares? It’s funny! And Em may have added “that’s hilarious” to her repertoire. It sounded like something she had latched onto. Fine by me. I’d rather have her cracking bacon jokes than hatching evil schemes.
What if she hatches evil schemes about bacon?
What if she hatches evil schemes about bacon?
I love this story for two reasons:
It’s adorable and,
I love bacon.
🙂
I love this story for two reasons:
It’s adorable and,
I love bacon.
🙂
There’s nothing evil about bacon!
There’s nothing evil about bacon!
Hey, can you re-send me the e-mail you sent earlier about the Ball program? I can’t find it anywhere.
Hey, can you re-send me the e-mail you sent earlier about the Ball program? I can’t find it anywhere.
bacon
I heard that bacon was the crak of meats. Mmmm…bacon. need my fix, dang it.
bacon
I heard that bacon was the crak of meats. Mmmm…bacon. need my fix, dang it.
At least if she does end up hatching evil schemes then you know how to break the spell.
At least if she does end up hatching evil schemes then you know how to break the spell.