These are the jokes, folks.

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Emily’s working on writing her own jokes. They start off strong, but they need a little work on the punchline. Take these examples – please.

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A: Don’t make us into strawberry ice cream.

Q: What did one cookie say to the other cookie?
A: Leave us for Santa.

Well, it’s a start.

The only “original” one so far that’s gotten the concept right is this one:

Q: What kind of deer protects Santa from the rain?
A: A reindeer!

Thank you! She’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waiter!

Comments

4 responses to “These are the jokes, folks.”

  1. cardamom_23 Avatar

    Not bad, for a start! I really like the strawberry one, actually. Kind of existentialist humor, or something.

    My son toiled all day to bring me a Christmas joke (a week late, but still, it was a pretty decent effort):

    What did the cow say?

    MERRY CHRISTMOO!!

  2. cardamom_23 Avatar

    Not bad, for a start! I really like the strawberry one, actually. Kind of existentialist humor, or something.

    My son toiled all day to bring me a Christmas joke (a week late, but still, it was a pretty decent effort):

    What did the cow say?

    MERRY CHRISTMOO!!

  3. tvini Avatar

    Hee! Good one!

  4. tvini Avatar

    Hee! Good one!

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