Lovitz beats Dick. Film at 11.
In today’s bout of awesomeness, Jon Lovitz apparently laid the smackdown on Andy Dick. It seems that Lovitz blames Dick for giving Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine after her ten years of sobriety, thus sending her down the path that killed Phil, who was a dear friend of Lovitz’s. So he was already pissed at Dick, but then Dick rubbed salt in the wound by saying that he had put the “Hartman Hex” on Lovitz, and he would be the next to die. You know, I’m not normally one to advocate violence, but Jeez Louise. If anybody deserved what we here in the South would call “a good whuppin'” it was Andy Dick. In fact, this makes wonder if more of life’s problems could be solved by beating up Andy Dick.
I still miss Phil Hartman. Le sigh.
Today’s second bout of awesomeness is a webcomic which probably everybody already knew about but me, since it’s been going on for more than a year now. It’s “DM of the Rings”, the Lord of the Rings told as a AD&D campaign. So yeah, probably only funny if you’re a gamer geek. Fortunately, that’s me.
In Jayne hat news, I have once again denuded all yarn shops within a 60-mile radius of the proper shade of yellow yarn. (Heh. She said “denude.”) More is on its way from Lorien, an alpaca farm and yarn store in Candler, NC. Their prices are great and the owner has been quite responsive. Thanks for the yarn store tip,
I suddenly realized today that I have a week until Simucon, so I need to do all the things I’ve been putting off, like get my tri-annual haircut and take the car in for a tuneup. I’m off to be busy!
In fact, this makes wonder if more of life’s problems could be solved by beating up Andy Dick.
This is my most favoritest line ever.
In fact, this makes wonder if more of life’s problems could be solved by beating up Andy Dick.
This is my most favoritest line ever.
Heh. It’s funny because it’s true.
Heh. It’s funny because it’s true.
DM of the Rings is the best thing ever. When I first read it I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Multiple times.
DM of the Rings is the best thing ever. When I first read it I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Multiple times.
DM of the Rings is great.
If it gets to that point, I’m happy to scour Seattle-area yarn stores for the proper colors, too.
DM of the Rings is great.
If it gets to that point, I’m happy to scour Seattle-area yarn stores for the proper colors, too.
Yeah, you’re not the only one on my friends list to be blogging about Lovitz v. Dick either.
And yeah, I miss Phil Hartman too. He was quite unique beyond all of his talent.
Yeah, you’re not the only one on my friends list to be blogging about Lovitz v. Dick either.
And yeah, I miss Phil Hartman too. He was quite unique beyond all of his talent.
I’d watch a Tvini vs. Andy cage match. The Decimation of the Effemination!
I was going to say Tvini vs. Dick, but then I thought, y’know, unintentionally funny, but I have to admit that phrase is fun to say. TVINI VS. DICK!
I’d watch a Tvini vs. Andy cage match. The Decimation of the Effemination!
I was going to say Tvini vs. Dick, but then I thought, y’know, unintentionally funny, but I have to admit that phrase is fun to say. TVINI VS. DICK!
Wow. What a giant tool! I’ve heard Andy Dick is, um, not the nicest person.
Glad to hear you had a good experience with Lorien! Jean is great. 🙂
Wow. What a giant tool! I’ve heard Andy Dick is, um, not the nicest person.
Glad to hear you had a good experience with Lorien! Jean is great. 🙂
DM of the Rings
OMGoodness!!! DM of the Rings is a most awesome find! I had to forward it to my hubby and all my former game buddies. I cannot believe the comedic genius that Shamus has! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing the link. Beyond awesome!
DM of the Rings
OMGoodness!!! DM of the Rings is a most awesome find! I had to forward it to my hubby and all my former game buddies. I cannot believe the comedic genius that Shamus has! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing the link. Beyond awesome!