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My daughter won’t eat chocolate candy…

…but she just ate an entire egg’s worth of Silly Putty. For those wondering, “It tasted bad.” At least it’s non-toxic and non-irritating. Except to her parents, who had to run around figuring out what the heck to do.

Happy Easter, everyone!

ETA: She had another egg she was playing with, and we went over and over and over with her that she shouldn’t eat it. One guess as to whether she ate it.

ETA: ETA: What the hell?? We found a third empty Silly Putty egg. “Did you eat this?” “A little.”

She’s been banned from Silly Putty for life, and we took away her Play-Dough,too.

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18 responses to “sigh”

  1. krysstylanthrox Avatar
    krysstylanthrox

    *snerk* I’m sorry, that is a little funny. And the stuff smells funky so I can’t imagine it would taste all that great.

  2. krysstylanthrox Avatar
    krysstylanthrox

    *snerk* I’m sorry, that is a little funny. And the stuff smells funky so I can’t imagine it would taste all that great.

  3. sylvanscion Avatar
    sylvanscion

    Not one, not two, but *THREE* eggs worth? Duuuude. Even after it “tasted bad” in the first place.

  4. sylvanscion Avatar
    sylvanscion

    Not one, not two, but *THREE* eggs worth? Duuuude. Even after it “tasted bad” in the first place.

  5. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Heh. Yeah, it’s funny, I admit.

  6. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Heh. Yeah, it’s funny, I admit.

  7. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Yeah, when I told her not to eat any more after the first one, she said, “because I might die.” I told her she wouldn’t die, but she still shouldn’t eat it.

    Maybe I shouldn’t have corrected her. Maybe that would have worked. Heh.

  8. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Yeah, when I told her not to eat any more after the first one, she said, “because I might die.” I told her she wouldn’t die, but she still shouldn’t eat it.

    Maybe I shouldn’t have corrected her. Maybe that would have worked. Heh.

  9. akasha63 Avatar
    akasha63

    *snort* That is hysterical. Now the question is, how is all this stuff going to comeout of her?…eeewwwww

  10. akasha63 Avatar
    akasha63

    *snort* That is hysterical. Now the question is, how is all this stuff going to comeout of her?…eeewwwww

  11. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Heh. I watched her for a while. She was pale briefly afterwards, but she’s fine now. I’ll tell you this: when it does come out, I won’t be posting and there won’t be pics. At least she has no school tomorrow. Yeesh.

  12. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Heh. I watched her for a while. She was pale briefly afterwards, but she’s fine now. I’ll tell you this: when it does come out, I won’t be posting and there won’t be pics. At least she has no school tomorrow. Yeesh.

  13. beatlegirl4004 Avatar
    beatlegirl4004

    If she eats Silly-Putty again, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was under dire circumstances. XD

  14. beatlegirl4004 Avatar
    beatlegirl4004

    If she eats Silly-Putty again, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was under dire circumstances. XD

  15. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    I am so sorry, but I cannot stop giggling. Even though I know I should, and I would have been freaking out if my daughter did the same thing (and she has done some rather.. interesting wtfwereyouthinking things too..)

  16. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    I am so sorry, but I cannot stop giggling. Even though I know I should, and I would have been freaking out if my daughter did the same thing (and she has done some rather.. interesting wtfwereyouthinking things too..)

  17. emmacrew Avatar
    emmacrew

    I can so empathize. My kid scratches the carpet until he scrounges up a ball of lint, then chews it like gum.

  18. emmacrew Avatar
    emmacrew

    I can so empathize. My kid scratches the carpet until he scrounges up a ball of lint, then chews it like gum.

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