Kiss My Knits!

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If you were intending to buy a Amalfi striped 8×10 rug for US$650.00, you could instead buy:
  • twelve thousand, two hundred and thirteen 5mm light-emitting diodes
  • a low-end camcorder
  • twenty-five days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
  • three hours with a London prostitute
  • two hundred and sixty-seven quarter-pounders with cheese
  • sixteen kilograms of cheese
  • one hundred and eight kilograms of honey
  • three grams of heroin
  • one day of chart music on CD
  • eight thousand, one hundred and seventy-six small plastic zombies
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for

Hell, no, I’m not buying a $650 rug that my cat would claw to ribbons anyway. But I gotta say, those zombies are very tempting. I only got 100 with my copy of Zombies!!! and you never know when you might need eight thousand and seventy six spares.

Zombies!!! is a fun board game put out by a small company, and I enjoy it. If you prefer your zombie action online, though, there’s always The Urban Dead.

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  1. scaredkat Avatar
    scaredkat

    I’ll take the house in England. Wanna bring your zombies to visit? We can eat cheese and honey and videotape them while we listen to CDs?

  2. scaredkat Avatar
    scaredkat

    I’ll take the house in England. Wanna bring your zombies to visit? We can eat cheese and honey and videotape them while we listen to CDs?

  3. jadelynx Avatar
    jadelynx

    Ooh, Troy and I are ALWAYS looking for a good board game.

    In other news… get these ( http://www.softpaws.com/default.htm ) and then you can buy the rug. 😀

  4. jadelynx Avatar
    jadelynx

    Ooh, Troy and I are ALWAYS looking for a good board game.

    In other news… get these ( http://www.softpaws.com/default.htm ) and then you can buy the rug. 😀

  5. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Have you visited Cheapass Games yet? We’ve got a copy of Kill Dr. Lucky and that’s a fun one as well.

    Heh. Yeah, with the softpaws AND 650 DOLLARS, then I can buy the rug. 😉

  6. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Have you visited Cheapass Games yet? We’ve got a copy of Kill Dr. Lucky and that’s a fun one as well.

    Heh. Yeah, with the softpaws AND 650 DOLLARS, then I can buy the rug. 😉

  7. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Maybe we can get that prostitute to spend three hours doing housework for us.

    “No, I don’t care if you’re naked or not, just get that grout to sparkle!”

  8. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Maybe we can get that prostitute to spend three hours doing housework for us.

    “No, I don’t care if you’re naked or not, just get that grout to sparkle!”

  9. jadelynx Avatar
    jadelynx

    Except that you’ll have to really come up with $1300, because otherwise you have to give up the zombies.

  10. jadelynx Avatar
    jadelynx

    Except that you’ll have to really come up with $1300, because otherwise you have to give up the zombies.

  11. crazycatladymel Avatar
    crazycatladymel

    We bought Zombies!!! on our honeymoon, plus a few of the expansion packs, and an extra bag of zombies. We took over a table in a conference area in the hotel to play. Definitely would be better with more than two people.

    John plays Urban Dead and seems to like it a lot.

  12. crazycatladymel Avatar
    crazycatladymel

    We bought Zombies!!! on our honeymoon, plus a few of the expansion packs, and an extra bag of zombies. We took over a table in a conference area in the hotel to play. Definitely would be better with more than two people.

    John plays Urban Dead and seems to like it a lot.

  13. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    The hubby also says it and “Kill Dr. Lucky” are better with more than two people, but I haven’t had the opportunity to play them with anybody but the hubby yet.

  14. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    The hubby also says it and “Kill Dr. Lucky” are better with more than two people, but I haven’t had the opportunity to play them with anybody but the hubby yet.

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