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You can’t take the chai from me.

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(Sorry for the pun, Firefly fans, I’m knitting another Jayne hat.)

So I went to the doctor today because I had a lump in my breast. Did I delay for, like, a month because I’m a moron? Yes. Normally I don’t, but I just got busy, which is the lamest excuse possible. It won’t happen again.

Anyway, it’s not cancer, thank God.

It’s only fibrocystic changes. Apparently, I got a little tiny mass in there, and it aches. Coincidentally, it’s right where I had a plugged duct when I was nursing. But now I get the joy of my first mammogram. Woo. (Guys reading this are now making the “TMI!” face.)

So let’s review: up-side: probably not cancerous, probably won’t die. down-side: made worse by caffeine and chocolate. That’s right, my two favorite things in the world.

So now to make the boobie-ache go away, I gotta quit drinking caffeinated lattes – and definitely no more of my beloved mochas. Bear with me as I come down from the sweet, sweet heights of Mount Chocolympus and begin trudging through life without coffee.

And I thought kicking the antidepressants was bad. Grumble.

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12 responses to “You can’t take the chai from me.”

  1. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    Meep!

    I’m glad you’re okay! *hughughugs*

    I feel your pain. I’m allergic to chocolate, most seafood, and dairy. 🙁 All my favorite things to eat cause me to break out in a horrid itchy rash. *sniff*

    Eeeeeeeeeee! Jayne hat! There can never be enough of them 🙂

  2. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    Meep!

    I’m glad you’re okay! *hughughugs*

    I feel your pain. I’m allergic to chocolate, most seafood, and dairy. 🙁 All my favorite things to eat cause me to break out in a horrid itchy rash. *sniff*

    Eeeeeeeeeee! Jayne hat! There can never be enough of them 🙂

  3. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    Silly Pam…

    Well..not totally okay. But I’m relieved it’s not the worst case scenario. *hugs*

  4. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    Silly Pam…

    Well..not totally okay. But I’m relieved it’s not the worst case scenario. *hugs*

  5. blaueteufelin Avatar
    blaueteufelin

    Eeek! Glad to hear that it’s bening. I found a lump in my breast in high school and it was scary as heck.

  6. blaueteufelin Avatar
    blaueteufelin

    Eeek! Glad to hear that it’s bening. I found a lump in my breast in high school and it was scary as heck.

  7. blaueteufelin Avatar
    blaueteufelin

    Errm. Benign.

  8. blaueteufelin Avatar
    blaueteufelin

    Errm. Benign.

  9. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    Echoing the comments already left…Glad it’s not the C word, and sorry about losing your two happy C words. ::rubrub!::

    Man, can’t even have a liiiiittle chocolate or coffee now and then?

    I guess at least you can have decaf lattes, though it’s not the same.

  10. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    Echoing the comments already left…Glad it’s not the C word, and sorry about losing your two happy C words. ::rubrub!::

    Man, can’t even have a liiiiittle chocolate or coffee now and then?

    I guess at least you can have decaf lattes, though it’s not the same.

  11. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    And I feel the need to repeat the pattern and add something like the previous commenters did 🙂

    ::hug!::

  12. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    And I feel the need to repeat the pattern and add something like the previous commenters did 🙂

    ::hug!::

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