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Odd conversation

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So I’m pretty friendly with the folks at the local bagel shop, but lately the old guy in the back (every place has an old guy in the back) has gotten friendlier, too. So here’s an actual conversation from today:

Him: “Hi, sweetheart!”
Me: “Hi! How are you? You look worn out today!”
Him: “I am! I was up late abusing myself.”
Me: “Uh… heh heh. Well, sometimes…”
Him: “Too much red wine, staying up too late…”
Me: “Well, you have to live a litt..”
Him: “Sometimes, you know, you just gotta let the badger loose!”
Me: (nervous laugh) “See ya!”

Okay, so was it just my smutty mind that linked “abusing myself” and “let the badger loose” in a masturbatory way? Because if that’s what he meant, it’s TMI! And if it’s NOT what he meant, what the hell is the badger? What the heck is old bagel guy getting drunk and doing late at night?

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14 responses to “Odd conversation”

  1. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    O_o

    Whoa…

    I have no idea, because I’m thinking the same thing you were.

  2. pambunny Avatar
    pambunny

    O_o

    Whoa…

    I have no idea, because I’m thinking the same thing you were.

  3. khaman Avatar
    khaman

    …Yeah, the badger is definitely making me think of verrrrrra naughty things. And so, in such context….YICK! EW! MY EYES! Somebody scrub dirty old bagel men from my brain!!

  4. khaman Avatar
    khaman

    …Yeah, the badger is definitely making me think of verrrrrra naughty things. And so, in such context….YICK! EW! MY EYES! Somebody scrub dirty old bagel men from my brain!!

  5. pathian Avatar
    pathian

    I think it’s time to find a new bagel shop.

  6. pathian Avatar
    pathian

    I think it’s time to find a new bagel shop.

  7. khaman Avatar
    khaman

    Upon a deep, detailed search of the Internet (okay, it took five minutes), I have discovered that the phrase ‘let the badger loose’ is actually slang referring to farts.

    Or, at least it was when Biggles was still flying around. These days, I’m still placing my bets on dolphin-flogging.

  8. khaman Avatar
    khaman

    Upon a deep, detailed search of the Internet (okay, it took five minutes), I have discovered that the phrase ‘let the badger loose’ is actually slang referring to farts.

    Or, at least it was when Biggles was still flying around. These days, I’m still placing my bets on dolphin-flogging.

  9. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    :dies laughing:

    So wrong. So very wrong.

    I would have thought the exact same thing. And probably run away just as fast, giggling on the way out. 😉

  10. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    :dies laughing:

    So wrong. So very wrong.

    I would have thought the exact same thing. And probably run away just as fast, giggling on the way out. 😉

  11. twisteddwarf Avatar
    twisteddwarf

    Now you know what they use those bagels for. 🙁

  12. twisteddwarf Avatar
    twisteddwarf

    Now you know what they use those bagels for. 🙁

  13. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    I think I’d be getting bagels elsewhere from now on as well.

    I don’t wanna think about how they make the holes..

    ::shudder::

  14. vaeldriil Avatar
    vaeldriil

    I think I’d be getting bagels elsewhere from now on as well.

    I don’t wanna think about how they make the holes..

    ::shudder::

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