Em decided she wanted to try Girl Scouts again, so I found her a new troop and she went to her first meeting last night. I stayed, just in case, and pulled out my knitting for something to do. I worked on my second Jaywalker sock.

Random Girl: Did you knit that whole sock just from nothing?
Me: Yes, I did!
RG: Wow! Who is it for?
Me: It’s for me!
RG: Maybe you can make it for your grandkid.
Me: …

From cool to fogey in 0.2 seconds. That may be a new record.