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“Mom’s Behavior: Needs Improvement.”

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Em: “HO HO HO!”
Me: “Santa? Is that you?”
Em: “Yes! It is me!”
Me: “Do you have anything for me? I’ve been good all year long.”
Em: “You have? Youv’e been good all year long?”
Me: “Yes!”
Em, matter of factly: “That is false. You have not been good all year long. That’s false.”
Me: “Well… I’ve tried!”
Em: “Hm.”

Wow. Tough crowd.

In other news, Em is still wearing those Christmas socks. I shudder to think what her feet will smell like when I’m finally able to peel them off.

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10 responses to ““Mom’s Behavior: Needs Improvement.””

  1. tribanin Avatar
    tribanin

    If you truly want a smell to remember, call your local bowling alley and ask if they have any of their shoes for sale – some will sell their more slightly used pairs for cheap.

    Then let her wear those socks for a few more days, plus the oh-so fanciful pair of used bowling shoes and boo-yah! A smell you’ll wish you could bottle and save for a special occasion. You could give it away as a Christmas gift to someone with sinus problems.

  2. tribanin Avatar
    tribanin

    If you truly want a smell to remember, call your local bowling alley and ask if they have any of their shoes for sale – some will sell their more slightly used pairs for cheap.

    Then let her wear those socks for a few more days, plus the oh-so fanciful pair of used bowling shoes and boo-yah! A smell you’ll wish you could bottle and save for a special occasion. You could give it away as a Christmas gift to someone with sinus problems.

  3. anonymous_jones Avatar
    anonymous_jones

    Santa doesn’t grade on a curve.

  4. anonymous_jones Avatar
    anonymous_jones

    Santa doesn’t grade on a curve.

  5. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Wow. See, that’s what Santa should bring if you’re naughty. Dirty used bowling shoes. The rate of niceness would skyrocket.

  6. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Wow. See, that’s what Santa should bring if you’re naughty. Dirty used bowling shoes. The rate of niceness would skyrocket.

  7. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Durn. I should have done the extra credit work.

  8. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Durn. I should have done the extra credit work.

  9. miss_binkowitz Avatar
    miss_binkowitz

    Let her wear them in the bathtub. Problem solved.

  10. miss_binkowitz Avatar
    miss_binkowitz

    Let her wear them in the bathtub. Problem solved.

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