 Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In September I put gum in ohsochewy‘s hair (-12 points). In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, ponk (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I gave blaueteufelin a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4357 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
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Durn.
Comments
12 responses to “Durn.”
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You gave me a whatsit now?
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You gave me a whatsit now?
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Hey, blame Internet Santa, not me. According to wikipedia, “Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim.”
Thankfully, I have never done this nor had this done to me. And none of you jokers WILL do this to me or I will renounce my pacifist ways and thrash you soundly.
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Hey, blame Internet Santa, not me. According to wikipedia, “Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim.”
Thankfully, I have never done this nor had this done to me. And none of you jokers WILL do this to me or I will renounce my pacifist ways and thrash you soundly.
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It sure sounds a lot more salacious than it is :p
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It sure sounds a lot more salacious than it is :p
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Just look at me now! Oh, the indignity!
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Just look at me now! Oh, the indignity!
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You had it coming.
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You had it coming.
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WHY I OUGHTTA
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WHY I OUGHTTA
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