Phone: Ring ring!
Me: Hello?
Lady: Okay, I got approval to go ahead and do that, but he has GOT to be empty by tomorrow.
Me: … I have no idea who this is.
Lady: Oh, well, this is ______
Me: I don’t know who that is. I think you have the wrong number.
Lady: Oh. Is this XXX-XXXX?
Me: No, it’s not.
Lady: Oh, well then maybe I do!
Phone: *click*
Wait, what? Who has to be empty by tomorrow? Empty of what? Now I have to know!
That’s hilarious! I would want to know more, too.
That’s hilarious! I would want to know more, too.
Call them back and ask! But your imagination is probably far more interesting than reality.
Call them back and ask! But your imagination is probably far more interesting than reality.
I think you’re right!
I think you’re right!
I know! I’m thinking empty of… blood? cash? human emotion? The possibilities are endless!
I know! I’m thinking empty of… blood? cash? human emotion? The possibilities are endless!
Stomach contents, intestinal contents, bladder.. but they’re probably just moving out of an apartment or building or something 😀
Stomach contents, intestinal contents, bladder.. but they’re probably just moving out of an apartment or building or something 😀
Huh – the apartment never occurred to me. In my mind, he’s completely hollow!
Now I’m flashing back to Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett show. I’m not crazy, honest! If only they’d release Carol Burnett on DVD, I could show you all via the magic of YouTube!
Huh – the apartment never occurred to me. In my mind, he’s completely hollow!
Now I’m flashing back to Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett show. I’m not crazy, honest! If only they’d release Carol Burnett on DVD, I could show you all via the magic of YouTube!
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