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The internet is made of LIES.

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I have Statcounter on www.wearwithstyle.com now, and I enjoy seeing the various places that people hit the site from. Please note, I do not use this tool in a creepy stalker way, more as a fun way to see where Browncoats are, and what I might need to fine-tune about the site should demand ever drop off. When I see someone from an unexpected country hit the site, I look to see what they were searching for when they found me.

Apparently, when you search for “nice lady” in Egypt, I’m the #2 hit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WOO! How the hell did that happen?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!

But wait! It’s not just our friends in the Middle East who have been misled. Apparently www.wearwithstyle.com is #12 for “nice lady” in the U.S. Which honestly shocks me more, because I would have expected porn or possibly Russian brides for that search.

I’m going to walk around all day today with my head held high, knowing that I have an international reputation as a nice lady.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA*wheeze*HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

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44 responses to “The internet is made of LIES.”

  1. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    O.O

    That is the single-most fitting thing I’ve heard all week.

    Because you are indeed, the nicest lady I know.

  2. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    O.O

    That is the single-most fitting thing I’ve heard all week.

    Because you are indeed, the nicest lady I know.

  3. ponk Avatar
    ponk

    You’re number 12 for Australia,too!

  4. ponk Avatar
    ponk

    You’re number 12 for Australia,too!

  5. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! This totally makes my day.

  6. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! This totally makes my day.

  7. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    I’ll have to speak with my press agent about this. Perhaps if I started carrying a pea-shooter around and knocking squirrels out of trees.

  8. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    I’ll have to speak with my press agent about this. Perhaps if I started carrying a pea-shooter around and knocking squirrels out of trees.

  9. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    We should put it on the cards: “12th nicest lady in the world.”

  10. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    We should put it on the cards: “12th nicest lady in the world.”

  11. ceosanna Avatar
    ceosanna

    You mean you’re not a Russian bride? Well, shoot…

  12. ceosanna Avatar
    ceosanna

    You mean you’re not a Russian bride? Well, shoot…

  13. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    That is absolutely delightful 😀 Now I’ll need a badge that says “Friend of #2 nicest lady in the US”!!!

  14. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    That is absolutely delightful 😀 Now I’ll need a badge that says “Friend of #2 nicest lady in the US”!!!

  15. ponk Avatar
    ponk

    Haha, yes! We should check every region-specific Google page and get an average rank, see if it’s any better than 12th overall…

    “Heather H – designer/12th rank worldwide Nice Lady”

  16. ponk Avatar
    ponk

    Haha, yes! We should check every region-specific Google page and get an average rank, see if it’s any better than 12th overall…

    “Heather H – designer/12th rank worldwide Nice Lady”

  17. emmacrew Avatar
    emmacrew

    That’s just excellent!

  18. emmacrew Avatar
    emmacrew

    That’s just excellent!

  19. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    Hah! Nothing can shake your rep now Ms. Thang! 😉

    …and I must agree with adding it to your business cards.

  20. jadziabryn Avatar
    jadziabryn

    Hah! Nothing can shake your rep now Ms. Thang! 😉

    …and I must agree with adding it to your business cards.

  21. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    I guess if I put out a hit on #1, that disqualifies me from the post, eh?

  22. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    I guess if I put out a hit on #1, that disqualifies me from the post, eh?

  23. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Now, now, we’re not THAT desparate to expunge the ‘nice’ title, are we? 😉

  24. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Now, now, we’re not THAT desparate to expunge the ‘nice’ title, are we? 😉

  25. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Expunge nothing! If I can knock her off and nobody pins it on me, I can rise through the ranks ala Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets!

    By the way, if you haven’t seen Kind Hearts and Coronets, the 12th nicest lady in the world COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO IMMEDIATELY.

  26. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Expunge nothing! If I can knock her off and nobody pins it on me, I can rise through the ranks ala Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets!

    By the way, if you haven’t seen Kind Hearts and Coronets, the 12th nicest lady in the world COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO IMMEDIATELY.

  27. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Hadn’t even heard of it before. Will have to go find it.

    Incidentally, if I happen to save some other yard maintenance tool of yours before I watch KHaC and you would like to thank me, Kind Hearts and Coronets in a handy dandy bucket would be gratefully welcome, thanks 😉

    I’m just SAYIN’..

    Hope you have a new lock 🙂

  28. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Hadn’t even heard of it before. Will have to go find it.

    Incidentally, if I happen to save some other yard maintenance tool of yours before I watch KHaC and you would like to thank me, Kind Hearts and Coronets in a handy dandy bucket would be gratefully welcome, thanks 😉

    I’m just SAYIN’..

    Hope you have a new lock 🙂

  29. tvini Avatar
    tvini


    Better bring your bolt cutters if you’re going to (cough)”rescue”(cough) our lawnmower. Come to think of it, our neighbor never got a really good look at the culprit…

  30. tvini Avatar
    tvini


    Better bring your bolt cutters if you’re going to (cough)”rescue”(cough) our lawnmower. Come to think of it, our neighbor never got a really good look at the culprit…

  31. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Ooooooooooh shiiiinyyyyy

  32. illiane Avatar
    illiane

    Ooooooooooh shiiiinyyyyy

  33. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Thanks! As my mom said, “you know, we could have been number one and two, but we wanted to be nice about it.”

    Heh.

  34. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Thanks! As my mom said, “you know, we could have been number one and two, but we wanted to be nice about it.”

    Heh.

  35. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Shhh! Don’t blow my cover!

  36. tvini Avatar
    tvini

    Shhh! Don’t blow my cover!

  37. margiemakes Avatar
    margiemakes

    The internet is made of lies? I’d say the internet got it right for once!!
    You are indeed one of the nicest ladies I know.
    If I were you I’d add it to my business cards.

  38. margiemakes Avatar
    margiemakes

    The internet is made of lies? I’d say the internet got it right for once!!
    You are indeed one of the nicest ladies I know.
    If I were you I’d add it to my business cards.

  39. prostiturtle Avatar
    prostiturtle

    This still makes me chuckle. But not in an evil “what the hell?” kinda way. More in a “that’s so cool yet funny” kinda way. Hee!

  40. prostiturtle Avatar
    prostiturtle

    This still makes me chuckle. But not in an evil “what the hell?” kinda way. More in a “that’s so cool yet funny” kinda way. Hee!

  41. justawave Avatar
    justawave

    I will have to go back to my de-funct blog and see if I made a wearwithstyle and “Nice Lady” reference. If you think about alllll the people who’ve purchased hats or kits from you and all of them (us) saying you are a nice lady then really you should be NUMERO UNO! 😀

  42. justawave Avatar
    justawave

    I will have to go back to my de-funct blog and see if I made a wearwithstyle and “Nice Lady” reference. If you think about alllll the people who’ve purchased hats or kits from you and all of them (us) saying you are a nice lady then really you should be NUMERO UNO! 😀

  43. justawave Avatar
    justawave

    …I meant “saying” in their blogs. LOL

  44. justawave Avatar
    justawave

    …I meant “saying” in their blogs. LOL

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