D&D

I really find I’m looking forward to the D&D game each week. I don’t have a lot of friends here in town, and the ones I do are in situations that make it awkward for us to get together right now. One cannot conceive, and so our child, I think, is a bit of a sore spot. The other is pregnant, and I think that my presence may remind her that not all children turn out perfectly normal, and that’s a very scary thought when you’re about to have one of your own. That leaves my cousin and his wife, who are going through a very sad and painful separation. So the D&D game is a good outlet.

The count so far: 12 dead kobolds. One dwarf in a pit. One unconscious Blasword. One cleric with a sunrod fetish. One mage on serious drugs. 400 gold being carried by me. Me! Meeeeeeee!!!

Er… yes. Sorry. Got carried away.

So thanks, party guys and DM, I’m having a blast. This is exactly what I need.

And because I have to tweak the Elf (and not in a naughty way):

OnlineHost: (Vaschon) rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
(Vaschon): omg
DRTvini: I’m lovin’ it!
(Tessima) Hah.
(Blasword):lol
DRTvini: holy crap. I’m glad I’m not in front of you.
Cadaya:
Deryka: I throw the sunrod at the kobolds so we’re not night-blind.
Deryka: Did he just shoot himself?
Cadaya: Roll again, (Vaschon).
DRTvini: I’m day blind!
(Blasword): Does the stalactite look sturdy?
OnlineHost: (Vaschon) rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Cadaya: That’s a fumble threat. We need to see if you actually… yes, yes you do.
Deryka: He lives?
Cadaya: You fumble.
DRTvini: oh, that’s muuuuch better.
Deryka: Bah.
(Vaschon): ::mumble::
Deryka: How bad?
Cadaya: The arrow goes whizzing up into the air, hits the ceiling, and then clunks down right in the middle of the kobolds. They all look down at it, look at each other, stand up, and grab their weapons.
Cadaya: They see you now.
DRTvini: Haaa!
(Blasword): clunks!
(Blasword): do we roll initiative yet?
DRTvini: We are so toast.
(Vaschon): Holds his head in his hand and slowly shakes his head.

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  1. July 15th, 2004 at 07:55 | #1

    How cool!

    I’m jealous. Our D&D game seems to have stalled yet again and I’m not sure if it will come back. Sounds like a totally cool game you’re having.

  2. July 15th, 2004 at 07:55 | #2

    How cool!

    I’m jealous. Our D&D game seems to have stalled yet again and I’m not sure if it will come back. Sounds like a totally cool game you’re having.

  3. July 15th, 2004 at 08:01 | #3

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, I was in another Play by E-Mail game that died before we even had an encounter. At least in this one, we’ve actually seen some battle. Raaaaaaaaar!

  4. July 15th, 2004 at 08:01 | #4

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, I was in another Play by E-Mail game that died before we even had an encounter. At least in this one, we’ve actually seen some battle. Raaaaaaaaar!

  5. July 15th, 2004 at 10:14 | #5

    Re: How cool!

    Hmm. That reminds me. I still need to check with my DM to see if he’ll actually award experience for my plucky little Halfling hitting a Big Bad Thing in the nads. He rolled damage, and she hurt the thing and survived, so it should count as an encounter, right? Right?!

  6. July 15th, 2004 at 10:14 | #6

    Re: How cool!

    Hmm. That reminds me. I still need to check with my DM to see if he’ll actually award experience for my plucky little Halfling hitting a Big Bad Thing in the nads. He rolled damage, and she hurt the thing and survived, so it should count as an encounter, right? Right?!

  7. July 15th, 2004 at 10:46 | #7

    Re: How cool!

  8. July 15th, 2004 at 10:46 | #8

    Re: How cool!

  9. July 15th, 2004 at 12:14 | #9

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, totally. 😉

  10. July 15th, 2004 at 12:14 | #10

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, totally. 😉

  11. July 15th, 2004 at 12:14 | #11

    Hoot and a Half

    I had a hoot (and a half)!

    Remember folks, the sunrod is comedy gold

  12. July 15th, 2004 at 12:14 | #12

    Hoot and a Half

    I had a hoot (and a half)!

    Remember folks, the sunrod is comedy gold

  13. July 15th, 2004 at 13:36 | #13

    Re: How cool!

    What else is a girl supposed to do when she’s getting mugged by a hulking male where that portion of his anatomy just happens to be at her eye level? Well, when I put it that way, there could have been worse things…

  14. July 15th, 2004 at 13:36 | #14

    Re: How cool!

    What else is a girl supposed to do when she’s getting mugged by a hulking male where that portion of his anatomy just happens to be at her eye level? Well, when I put it that way, there could have been worse things…

  15. July 15th, 2004 at 14:19 | #15

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, but, still… that’s just terribly wrong.

  16. July 15th, 2004 at 14:19 | #16

    Re: How cool!

    Yeah, but, still… that’s just terribly wrong.

  17. July 15th, 2004 at 15:33 | #17

    That’s priceless. ::snickers madly::

  18. July 15th, 2004 at 15:33 | #18

    That’s priceless. ::snickers madly::

  19. Anonymous
    July 15th, 2004 at 18:00 | #19

    Don’t you forget who saved your Dwarven toosh, not once, not twice but THREE times. hmph. No respect at all. Next time I’ll just find a place for that sunrod, sista.

    -V

  20. Anonymous
    July 15th, 2004 at 18:00 | #20

    Don’t you forget who saved your Dwarven toosh, not once, not twice but THREE times. hmph. No respect at all. Next time I’ll just find a place for that sunrod, sista.

    -V

  21. July 15th, 2004 at 20:22 | #21

    Ouch. I take it all back.

  22. July 15th, 2004 at 20:22 | #22

    Ouch. I take it all back.

  23. July 16th, 2004 at 02:43 | #23

    It’s good to see people love Dwarves, as they ought to be loved.

    *tear*

    Gromnir

  24. July 16th, 2004 at 02:43 | #24

    It’s good to see people love Dwarves, as they ought to be loved.

    *tear*

    Gromnir

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